When your trying to sleep people WILL come in and turn on the lights,the fish wont bite when there are alot of people swimming right next to you, you WILL miss your friends when at camp,its really peacefull with a campfire at 5am,when it comes to roasting marshmellows its best to get your share NOT wait until later,when its time to go you wont want to leave,its hard to sleep when you know theres a campfire/fishing/swimming to do,raccons will come meet you when alone at 5am,
Posted at 2007-09-09 16:42:56 PST(UTC-8H) |
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OK NOW FOR THE TRUE CAMPING FACTS!
1) WHAT SLEEP? THERE IS NO SLEEP THE GROUND IS LIKE SLEEPING ON A BED OF NAILS. WAIT MAYBE A BED OF NAILS IS MORE COMFORTABLE.
2) LETS FACE IT, WOULD YOU BITE A HOOK FULL OF WORM GUTS? DUH I CANT BLAME FISH FOR NOT BITING, ITS NOT THE PEOPLES FAULT, TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR HOOK AND LETS JUST SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOU BITE IT.
3) HOW WOULD YOU HAVE TIME TO MISS YOUR FRIENDS? YOUR TOO BUSY SWATTING OFF FLIES, MASQUITOES, NATS AND W/E OTHER KIND OF INSECT THATS KNOWN TO ROAM THE EARTH.
4) PEACEFULL AT A CAMPFIRE AT 5AM?? ARE YOU KIDDING AT 5AM IM ASLEEP DREAMING OF BEING ON THE BEACH SIPPING A MARGARITA. CANT GET ANY MORE PEACEFULL OR MORE RELAXED THEN THAT.
5) YOU MEAN MARSHMELLOWS MIXED WITH WORM GUTS? THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN SQUEEZING GUTS OUT OF WORMS TO PUT ON A HOOK TO CATCH FISH WITH, I THINK I'LL PASS AND LET THE WHOLE CAMP HAVE MY SHARE.
6) YOU MEAN YOUR PRAYING EVERY HOUR WISHING TIME WOULD FLY BY SO YOU CAN GO HOME, TAKE A SHOWER, GET RID OF THE FISH SMELLING, WORM GUT SMELLING ODER. AND SIT BACK IN THE CHAIR, WATCH TV AND WONDER WHY YOU EVEN WENT CAMPING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
7) WHO WOULD WANT TO MEET A RACCOON, I'D RATHER BE AT HOME, POPPING THE TABS OFF THE BEER CANS, TALKING TO MY BUDDIES AND LAUGHING AT ALL THESE PEEPS THAT LIKE TO SLEEP ON THE GROUND, WHILE SMELLING LIKE FISH AND WORM GUTS AND SWATTING OFF 10 MILLION INSECTS AND HOPING THEY ARE GONNA BE SAFE SLEEPING AT THE CAMP FIRE..........
LMAO ANYONE WANNA GO CAMPING???
Posted byDaWildSun at 2007-09-09 17:37:08 PST(UTC-8H)
Glad you had fun camping, hun... But it's not for everyone... LoL All I can say is BUGS, BUGS, BUGS... BEES, BEES, BEES and ewwwwwwwwww WORMS and Fish... I like my vacations to be comfortable and catered... I am SUCH a spoiled girl!!!! Nice bed the MAID takes care of... Nice Bathroom with all the ammenities, again with a MAID to clean it!!!! And a lovely restaurant to cook my favotire foods, and clean up the mess when I am done... Or better yet ROOM SERVICE!!!! Where they deliver and clean up the mess!!!!... and just where do you swim on a camping trip??? With the FISH!!!! Ewwwwwwwww, give me a nice CLEAN pool for my vacation please! No BUGS, BEES, FISH or WORMS for this city girl... LoL
Have you had a nice LONG bath and shower now? Checking before I smooch!!! :-P
Posted byGiftOfTheSun at 2007-09-09 21:05:59 PST(UTC-8H)
